Gone Within the Sixty Seconds (2000)
The brand new Character: Oscar securely on the bag, Ange traces upwards alongside Vinnie Jones for many handbag-friendly, Jerry Bruckheimer junk.
Manager Dominic Sena’s paper-narrow characterisation departs Angelina with little to no to do but sit around appearing sexy, but definitely, she can it really well. Despite dreadlocks.
The Pout: Hard to say whether or not this woman is pouting, otherwise smirking in the Cage’s hammy delivery. We will bring her the advantage of the latest doubt…
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
The fresh new Role: Uh-oh, it is the biggie…At one time when performing a motion picture considering a good games manage destroy the dependability, in Jolie’s instance it actually was a great masterstroke.
The film might have been a load off old tattoo but Angelina’s profile-hugging costume outfit generated their particular a fast symbol. Along with she in addition to reached star that have Jon Voight once more. Aaaaah.
The Pout: Overshadowed a bit of the Outfit, which in equity, overshadowed everything else on flick. Probably to find the best.
Brand spanking new Sin (2001)
The fresh new Role: Urgh…for the a plot you to Jackie Collins create dispose of since “flimsy”, Latin lover-guy Antonio Banderas buys himself an email-purchase bride-to-be out of The usa. They roll as much as some time, ahead of some unwanted murdering comes into ways of the many sex.
It’s a poor motion picture in reality you to definitely devotes really serious display screen for you personally to a semi-naked Jolie and yet however is able to become deadly fantastically dull. You to definitely disregard, eh Ange? Brand new Pout: Class to some deeply underwhelming sex-moments, not really the new pout normally refrain unharmed. Curse your Banderas!
Lifetime Or something Want it (2002)
The newest Character: Dreadful name, awful motion picture. Jolie’s post-Oscar lean move goes on using this type of spatter out of existential guff. She performs Tv reporter Lanie, whoever “finest lifestyle”, shock, headache, turns out to not ever getting thus perfect anyway.
A mess regarding misfiring jokes and you can sickly-nice “concept of lifestyle” claptrap, you to Academy prize are seeming not so long ago indeed.
This new Character: Ah well, if the heading becomes hard, Angelina production as to what she knows, raining herself returning to the small shorts for another round out of treasure-browse antics.
Jolie is very good as to what might be a-two-dimensional character, although tempo is slow and action flat whilst The month of january De Bont directs with the panache out-of an effective paving brick.
Beyond Boundaries (2003)
The fresh Character: Angelina are the right-to the steeped girl which jets off to a combat area to help you share with you hugs. Sadly the woman is in the future distracted by a good slushy love with support employee Clive Owen (face set firmly in order to “stern”).
Ange is wanting to encounter just like the “conscious”, however, looks like marooned in a misguided wince-fest that aims on the heart-strings but finds out the latest gag response! Yuck.
This new Pout: Low-key, obviously! Don’t you learn this type of person eager? Oh hold off, Clive’s searching. Turn up the pout!
Providing Lifetime (2004)
The newest Character: Preposterous thriller, full of absurd “twists”, employment-countless genre-cliches (murky cityscape…evaluate, quit factory…check) and Goodness-dreadful dialogue (“Have you ever visit the site right here already been angling…the new bait always passes away.”).
Ange goes through brand new movements once the a difficult-bitten FBI profiler which, treat treat, was “obsessive” about the occupations! Only if their own casting agent was basically as the faithful… This new Pout: Initially devote tough-ass elite group form, but extends to flaunt its pouty products whenever Ethan Hawke converts right up.
Air Master Additionally the Arena of Tomorrow (2004)
Ange performs a one-eyed army type exactly who gives a hands whenever dated fire Jude arrives calling. More attempt to explain the patch carry out cause the heads in order to explode.
Alexander (2004)
The newest Character: Angelina communities up with upset dated Oliver Brick, who had the newest brainwave away from casting Jolie (who was nonetheless within her twenties) as the Colin Farrell’s mum. Happily she is more enjoyable part of it “misunderstood” historic impressive.
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